Men like money

MR and MRS Yates had one daughter .her name was Carol , and she was nineteen years old . Carol lived with her parents and worked in an office .She had some friends, but she did not like any of the boys very much.

Then she met a very met a very nice young man. His name was George Watts, and he worked in a bank near her office. They went out together quite a lot, and he came to Carol's parents house twice, and then last week Carol went to her father and said, I'm going to marry George Watts, daddy. He was here yesterday.

Oh, yes, Her father said. he's a nice boy__but has he got any money?

Oh, men! All of you are the same, the daughter answered angrily.I met George on the first of june and on the second he said to me, has your father got any money?

Peter's answer


 Peter was eight and half years old, and he went to a school near his house. He always went there and came home on foot, and he usually got back on time, but last Friday he came home from school late. His mother was in the kitchen, and she saw him and said to him, 'Why are you late today, Peter?'

      'My teacher was angry and sent me to the headmaster after our lessons, 'Peter answered.

      'To the headmaster?' his mother said. 'Why did she send you to him?'

     'Because she asked a question in the class, 'Peter said, 'and none of the children gave her answer except me. '

His mother was angry. 'But why did the teacher send you to headmaster then? Why didn't she send all the other stupid children?' she asked Peter.

     'Because her question was, ''Who put glue on my chair?'' ' Peter said.